So... Aku memang selalu (lol at me for using the word "selalu") pergi seminar. Selalunya kalau pasal motivasi memang ibu yang daftarkan lepastu tahu tahu kena pergi. Bunyi macam terpaksa gila kan? hahaha. Aku suka la pergi seminar. Sbb nanti dia macam brainwash otak aku. Which I.. probably need the most in life. Tapi kalau seminar pasal pelajaran, sendiri punya plan la.
Aku agak tak berapa setuju dengan orang yang menggunakan alasan "Taknak la. Bayar beratus untuk 4jam. Rasa rugi". Well, kita kena betulkan mentalitiy kita. Kita pergi ke seminar, bukan untuk mendapatkan sekeping sijil, tetapi ilmu. Yea, sure thing you'd think it's such a waste spending time and money going there to get a piece of certificate which can cost you Rm1.00, tu pun kalau sijil tu black and white tulisannya. Kalau canggih sikit bercolour colour Rm2.50 kot. Ceh manalah aku tahu. hahaha
TAPIIIIIII ada jugak seminar yang di mana. Aku rasa sekejap worth my money, sekejap worth my maki. Know why? Because penceramah tu baguih dia jangan dipersoalkan, tapi sikap dia yg suka buat lawak lucah . Like... Hello. I know it is one of your strategy to get boys' attention (since diorang punya fokus selalu hilang dan meracau kan). But, is that all you can do? You know you can be hilarious without saying those things. And yang boys pun... Korang memang kalau boleh nak kaitkan semua benda dengan benda tak elok ke?
It is a thing to be proud of when everytime my friends and I pergi seminar sama sama. Then the penceramah buat lawak lucah, kami akan buat muka strict and annoyed to the penceramah. Heheh, I judge people who make that kind of jokes and people who laugh at it. I swear.
Some people state that they accept that kind of jokes because they have such an open-minded. Boleh bagitahu saya definisi open-minded tak rakan rakan? Well open-minded kalau tgok Nur Kasih maksudnya... Eh, pergilah Google. Hamboi, semua benda nak disuapnya. Melampau. Worse, they call me 'Kolot'. I dont think I'd like to "upgrade" myself by accepting stupid jokes yang stupider than jokes in Sk*ol of La*ak. Kahkah
The point is... It's not even funny ok. Dah la it's a norm budak perempuan duduk dekat barisan depan dalam mana-mana seminar. Lepastu bila ada lawak lucah lelaki yg kat belakang tu dah usha-usha yg perempuan kat depan. Baik lelaki, baik perempuan. Dua dua sama. Ada je perempuan gelak sakan bila dengar lawak lawak macam tu. Then pandang-pandang lelaki sambil senyum. Lepas seorang dah bagi isyarat yang "menghalalkan", hah apa lagi. Lagilah lelaki suka. Congratulations miss, youve achieved an achievement :-)
Dah la. Thanks for reading. Bye, Assalammualaikum
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